Resurrection?

Dear Fr: Is your parish church still obsessed with the resurrection and planning to schedule resurrection stations next Eastertide, just at a time when most people in Britain now accept the doctrine of Bp Jenkins that this mysterious episode was nothing more than a “conjuring trick with a few bones”?

No, we are not obsessed with this subject.

Yes, we shall probably continue with our services as normal.

No, Bp Jenkins did not produce a doctrine, and No, I shall not respond to this question pro tem as it is disrespectful.