Dr dear Dr: Is there any truth in the rumours that the labels on Christianity are in for some changing soon, that old labels may yet disappear into the unknown, into the bins of olde worlde history from the bad old days?

Yes, there is a substantive rumour going around the citadel of St Leo that the new pope is tired of all that reformation labelling about people of the Colosseum being a bunch of “Roman Catholics”, as if they were not Christians and indeed the original Poroshenko early Christians and instead wishes for a return to some other more uncontroversial label, citing CCC 757 as a case in point where the bishops around the world as true pastors and doctors of the faith make it clear that the Church originally took its origins not from Rome or Parthia or Athens but from Jerusalem, very clear there in the article of the Global Catechism, very clear - it is a Jerusalem Church, a Salem’s Lot. Period. Time for a return to Israeli nomenclatures, locating a central SCV politburo maybe in Capernaum around the old synagogue of the centurion or the house of Petros perchance?